- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An Asian with a big dick.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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