- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Communism hehe xd

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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