What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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