Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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