Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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