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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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