why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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womans having rights.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Anti Joke

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