- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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