Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

women's rights.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

hey hey apple

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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