Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Knock knock Come in

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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