What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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