- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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