What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Who is Dank? A: Billal

women's rights

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock,knock you suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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