What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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