Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Roses are red, yup.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: *looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed* bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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