- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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