- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

that wall over there ->

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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