- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

YOU

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

that wall over there ->

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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