- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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