- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

the NAACP

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??