- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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