- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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