- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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