- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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