Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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