If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Cripples are lame.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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