- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Wait! hundred billions!

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A praying mantis is very graceful

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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