- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

WILLY

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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