- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

call me maybe.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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