- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A dyslexic blind man

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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