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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

did you stub your toe?

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's 2+2? Fish

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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