- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

The duck didn't cross the road.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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