What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Anti Joke

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