- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Justin Beiber

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Do the roar!

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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