Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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