- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What's 9 + 10 19

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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