So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

a man makes a bad joke

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

you give like i give lomain

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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