- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

XD Jackass.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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