What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Grace Ackerson

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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