why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

hey justin

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Face...the other white meat!

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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