- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Robin, get in the car, please.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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