- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

A man walked into a bar owch

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Is maynaise an instrument?

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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