a black man did not eat chicken.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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