Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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