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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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