- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Pickles are powerful

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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