- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

This is not a joke.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

knock knock who's there? faith

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Urban ghettos

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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