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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

roses are black violets are black i am blind

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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