- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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