- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How old are you? 7

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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