what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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