Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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sorry got to poo

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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